- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

GOODBYE

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Brain fart

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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