- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

women's rights.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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