Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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