So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Chicken

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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I am quite mature.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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