Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a black man pays his child support

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

penis in the camel

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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