SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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rent a cops

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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