- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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