Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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