- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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