- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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