why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What do you call an arab ?

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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