Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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