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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

roses are red violets should be purple

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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