- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A dyslexic blind man

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

hi mom

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

arena football

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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