- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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