Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Justin Bieber.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Tunechi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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