- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

homosexual rights to marriage

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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