- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Immigration Laws

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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