- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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