- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

q ggggggggggggggggg

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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