- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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