- Anti Joke

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve