What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

autistic kids rock

Caramel Boing.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

This is a random Anti joke.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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