- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A cat playing laser tag.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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