What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

knock knock go away!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Caroline Kelly.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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