what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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