- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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