- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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