- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

John Cena

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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