I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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