Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Black people in Camden NJ.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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