roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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