- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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