Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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