- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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