- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

taking out the trash... at night

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

outside your comfort zone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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