- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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