- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Psychics.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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