- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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