Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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