Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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