why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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