Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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