Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Click here to end the world.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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