How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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