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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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