- Anti Joke

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.