Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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your mum

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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