A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock come in.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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