- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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