What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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