How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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