What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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