- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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