What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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