- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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