- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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