roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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