a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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