How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

my mind's eye?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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