A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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