Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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