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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Knock Knock Who is there? bang The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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