- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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