Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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