What's your guys names?

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Take part of what?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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