Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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