what are three short words? i a am

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did the old man say? Im old

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...