What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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