- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Chris is hairy

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

This is not funny.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

i wonder who made this website? a human

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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