- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Immigration Laws

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

The duck didn't cross the road.

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