- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A russian gives away vodka.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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