Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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A bar walks into a man

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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