Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

cory

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Wait! hundred billions!

Guest what in the butt

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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