Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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