- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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