- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Poker? I barely even know her.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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