Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Anti Joke

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