How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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