Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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