Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

silver bullet?

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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