- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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