- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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