A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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