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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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