Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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