whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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