Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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