- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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