What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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sucks Syntax...

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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